silly millie and what I didn't know about puppies

-that they cause your floor to alternately become the dirtiest then cleanest surface in the house

-that they can take commands from Calliope

-that you can lie awake thinking about them

-it's natural to want to re-arrange your schedule around them

-that indeed they do sometimes shit where they sleep

-they are not moody and startlingly consistent in their temperament

"I have always wanted another scent in our house!"-- Benicio about Millie under the influence of reading the Warrior Cats series