house number where she likes to drop a deuce-6333
number of times she's gotten loose-once in Harrisburg (disrupting the BBQ the Ethiopian neighbors were having), 3 times on our street
number times she has shat in the house--3
weeks we've had her-2.5
number of special heirloom plants she has damaged- 2 (including the blueberry bush we got for our anniversary)
clothing she's jacked up-3 socks, 1 mitten, and 1 work pant of Geoff's
toys she's jacked up- 2 wooden blocks and 1 completely shredded finger puppet
amount of multi-purpose cleaner-1.5 bottles plus a half pack of Swiffer pads
number of kids who give her commands, fetch with her and take her on walks- four out of four
